Dorian's Cuddlr

[neversaysno]

Dorian Gray (take a guess) I'm looking for the intresting things in life. So try not to be dreadfully boring and we'll get along fine.

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Comments

un: rafaello

[mordacita]

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are you shy about your age, mr gray? i see no reason for concern.

un: mrgray

[neversaysno]

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I would never call myself shy about anything, it's more that I rather...prefer to withhold certain facts to myself for the moment but I'll take the compliment.

If it was intended as one.

[mordacita]

i believe you would find this place more open than most others
if that is the concern. i speak from experience

and yes, it was. but since it was not clear: that is a very nice picture.
you are newly arrived, yes? i feel i would have remembered your face, had i seen it before.

[neversaysno]

That might be true but you play at one act so much, it rather becomes second nature. And this not talking about that little number tends to be part of that. That's not a question people often asked back home.

Very, very new. Brand new. Arrived a few days ago. Simply getting acquainted. I'm sure if we'd met, it would have been rather memorable. I would have made sure of that.

Love the hair, by the way.

[mordacita]

i hope that is a promise, since i intend to test you on it

and thank you. it was fashionable where i am from, believe it or not

so tell me, mr gray. how much of the place have you seen in your getting acquainted? you should know, i make an excellent tour guide.

un: tyrell

[init]

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Who decides if I'm boring? You or me?

( cuddlr! )

un: mrgray

[neversaysno]

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Would it be self-centered to think of yourself as not boring? I suppose everyone thinks that.

But my, you are pretty. So...both? Checks and balances and all that.

sorry for the wait!! :V

[init]

I don't know - some people relish in being boring.

Thank you. :) You're new, yes?

[redhott]

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wow

[neversaysno]

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That's quite the reaction.

[redhott]

yeah sorry that was kind of
blunt

you just look like someone stepped off the cover of a period romance novel
not that thats a bad thing or anything

[neversaysno]

Blunt is rather refreshing, believe me.

Oh? That's...

I'll take it as a compliment.

lool I saw everything e___e

[redhott]

really? lol ok
I put my foot in my mouth often enough so this should work out

it is! seriously
you just have a
idk
like a presence or something

[ Kyle is secure in his masculinity to admit that he would walk down the aisles of the romance section to check out the absurd beefcakes on the covers. He would have stopped and picked up one if this guy had been on the cover. ]

Lies

[neversaysno]

When come from a world of decorum and pretense. The alternative is quite the change.

Now that I've heard before but again, thank you. Hopefully it's a novel you'd pick up.

[ Though it would be one of kinky sex, orgies and revolutions. So...it's hard to say if it would be worth picking up for the romance alone.]

[redhott]

lol Id probably buy 3 copies just cuz

[ Kinky sex, orgies, and revolution all sound good to Kyle yup. ]

[neversaysno]

Just one to keep for those late night urges?

[ Welcome to the Dorian Gray show, population. You.]

[redhott]

[ That's okay, Kyle is more than happy to flatter a handsome guy. ]

or in the afternoon I guess lol Im not a stickler for tradition

[neversaysno]

My, adventurous, be sure to lock the doors.

[ Dorian's teasing, really. ]

So do you only prefer the company of book cover or would you prefer the real thing?

[redhott]

uhhhhh

[ Shit. The extent of Kyle's ability to "flirt" ends right abooout here. ]

well cant say Im very interesting so I may violate your first rule already

[neversaysno]

You'd be surprised what I find interesting, not quite sure I can make judgment on you on that particular front.

[ Though he totally got that booty if RMA meme is anything to go by.]

[redhott]

[ Kyle's booty is a booty that don't quit. That booty is timeless. ]

oh
well in that case
I guess I cant say no to the real thing

just uhh okay fair warning tho
Im like sooo not experienced so
if youre looking for someone who knows what theyre doing
thats not me

[neversaysno]

Oh? Is it...not something you do often? Or do you not want to do it?

Though I have no trouble taking the lead in the dance, so to speak.

[redhott]

its sort of personal
and a really really long story but
I havent had the "opportunity" to do it until I came here
to Eudio I mean

[neversaysno]

But...it's not a lack of wanting to do it? Now that you have the chance?

[redhott]

now that I can
it been really uh nice?
thats not the best word for it but its good
its been good lol

[ This is really embarrassing to talk about jfc! ]

[neversaysno]

Ah. Well I'm certainly glad you're enjoying the new...expreiences.

And I'm still happy to take the lead if you're curious about exploring more of that...particular side of human nature.

You're quite attractive.

[redhott]

[ .... Is he? Alright. Kyle's not sure if he truly believes him, but that's all part of flirting, right? Or not being an asshole maybe. Who can say. He knows he's not ugly, but he'll leave it at that. ]

uh sure
yeah if youre up for it
Im up for it

[ He thinks. He hopes?? ]

Im Kyle btw

[neversaysno]

You'll find I tend not to say no to anything, so I'm very much "up" for it.

[ They didn't have this term in 1901]

Dorian, a pleasure to meet you Kyle. Hopefully my place will be an acceptable place to meet?

[redhott]

oh
that sounds a little dangerous

sure that works perfectly thx

[ Because his apartment is not looking too good for guests of Dorian's marvelousness? Yeah, let's call it that. ]

[neversaysno]

Keeps things interesting, which I prefer. Fewer missed chances to experience something.

Well then, swing by when you're...looking for company.

[ Well I hope you like old fashion victorian style and a massive four post bed because that's what you're getting coming over here.]

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[redhott]

yeah I guess thats true

[ Not that Kyle will subscribe to that kind of philosophy any time soon, but... ]

ok will do
thank you

[ aka being the main character of a period romance novel? Uhhh yeah Kyle is so ready for that. ]

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[redhott]

ok wait
just for clarification bc Im sort of
anyway
did you mean now sometime
or just sometime in the future?

[neversaysno]

Either. Both.

My bed is empty for the moment?

[ He already thinks you're adorable.]

[redhott]

[ Lies, he's a dorky ginger dweeb of loserdom. ]

ok then ill just come over then
if thats alright
can I pick you up anything on the way?

[ Even in the midst of planning potentially dangerous anonymous sex with a stranger, Kyle still remembers his manners. ]

[neversaysno]

[ And Dorian's a hedonist who can't die. So.....]

It's more than all right, should I pour you a drink for when you get here? And while the offer is...sweet, it's unneeded. I'm fine.

[ Meanwhile Dorian is debating if he should put the handcuffs away or not.]

[redhott]

if you mean alcohol dont worry about it
Im not 21 yet so I dont drink

[ PUT THOSE AWAY YOU WILL SCARE THIS VANILLA CHILD! ]

[neversaysno]

Oh. If you say so?

[ Dude, in his city, there are literal drunk fourteen year olds getting into fights.]

[redhott]

[ That is, like, totally child endangerment and reckless behavior and your city should be so ashamed of itself oh em gee! Also, Kyle is totally coming over just hang on. Let him go find a cab yadda yadda.


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[beforetherewassex]

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Somewhere in your 20s??