Dorian's Cuddlr

[neversaysno]

Dorian Gray (take a guess) I'm looking for the intresting things in life. So try not to be dreadfully boring and we'll get along fine.

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Comments

[neversaysno]

You'd be surprised what I find interesting, not quite sure I can make judgment on you on that particular front.

[ Though he totally got that booty if RMA meme is anything to go by.]

[redhott]

[ Kyle's booty is a booty that don't quit. That booty is timeless. ]

oh
well in that case
I guess I cant say no to the real thing

just uhh okay fair warning tho
Im like sooo not experienced so
if youre looking for someone who knows what theyre doing
thats not me

[neversaysno]

Oh? Is it...not something you do often? Or do you not want to do it?

Though I have no trouble taking the lead in the dance, so to speak.

[redhott]

its sort of personal
and a really really long story but
I havent had the "opportunity" to do it until I came here
to Eudio I mean

[neversaysno]

But...it's not a lack of wanting to do it? Now that you have the chance?

[redhott]

now that I can
it been really uh nice?
thats not the best word for it but its good
its been good lol

[ This is really embarrassing to talk about jfc! ]

[neversaysno]

Ah. Well I'm certainly glad you're enjoying the new...expreiences.

And I'm still happy to take the lead if you're curious about exploring more of that...particular side of human nature.

You're quite attractive.

[redhott]

[ .... Is he? Alright. Kyle's not sure if he truly believes him, but that's all part of flirting, right? Or not being an asshole maybe. Who can say. He knows he's not ugly, but he'll leave it at that. ]

uh sure
yeah if youre up for it
Im up for it

[ He thinks. He hopes?? ]

Im Kyle btw

[neversaysno]

You'll find I tend not to say no to anything, so I'm very much "up" for it.

[ They didn't have this term in 1901]

Dorian, a pleasure to meet you Kyle. Hopefully my place will be an acceptable place to meet?

[redhott]

oh
that sounds a little dangerous

sure that works perfectly thx

[ Because his apartment is not looking too good for guests of Dorian's marvelousness? Yeah, let's call it that. ]

[neversaysno]

Keeps things interesting, which I prefer. Fewer missed chances to experience something.

Well then, swing by when you're...looking for company.

[ Well I hope you like old fashion victorian style and a massive four post bed because that's what you're getting coming over here.]

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[redhott]

yeah I guess thats true

[ Not that Kyle will subscribe to that kind of philosophy any time soon, but... ]

ok will do
thank you

[ aka being the main character of a period romance novel? Uhhh yeah Kyle is so ready for that. ]

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[redhott]

ok wait
just for clarification bc Im sort of
anyway
did you mean now sometime
or just sometime in the future?

[neversaysno]

Either. Both.

My bed is empty for the moment?

[ He already thinks you're adorable.]

[redhott]

[ Lies, he's a dorky ginger dweeb of loserdom. ]

ok then ill just come over then
if thats alright
can I pick you up anything on the way?

[ Even in the midst of planning potentially dangerous anonymous sex with a stranger, Kyle still remembers his manners. ]

[neversaysno]

[ And Dorian's a hedonist who can't die. So.....]

It's more than all right, should I pour you a drink for when you get here? And while the offer is...sweet, it's unneeded. I'm fine.

[ Meanwhile Dorian is debating if he should put the handcuffs away or not.]

[redhott]

if you mean alcohol dont worry about it
Im not 21 yet so I dont drink

[ PUT THOSE AWAY YOU WILL SCARE THIS VANILLA CHILD! ]

[neversaysno]

Oh. If you say so?

[ Dude, in his city, there are literal drunk fourteen year olds getting into fights.]

[redhott]

[ That is, like, totally child endangerment and reckless behavior and your city should be so ashamed of itself oh em gee! Also, Kyle is totally coming over just hang on. Let him go find a cab yadda yadda.


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